Prepare yourself for a journey through the treacherous terrain of cringe-inducing, crummy, and downright dreadful pick-up lines. We’re about to plunge headfirst into a world where romantic attempts go awry, where smoothness is nowhere to be found, and where charm takes an extended vacation. Brace yourself, because we’re about to explore the underbelly of the dating world, where cheesy chat-up lines reign supreme and subtlety is as scarce as a unicorn in a desert. So, grab your cringe-proof armor and join us as we navigate the labyrinth of terrible pick-up lines that will leave you both baffled and entertained.
Bad Pickup-lines for Him
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… into a fit of laughter.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes… and also because I’m terrible with directions.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in a cringe-worthy pickup line.
- Are you an alarm clock? Because you’ve got my snooze button all confused.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… with a paper bag over my head?
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee… falling for you, literally.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te… and also, I’m terrible at chemistry.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “NOPE” written all over you… since I’m not parking anywhere near you.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot… or is it just me sweating nervously?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection… to the nearest exit.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… until I realize the APR.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte… and I also like terrible puns.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and also, I’m allergic to bananas.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine… until I awkwardly backtrack and apologize?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more… and by s’more, I mean I want to leave immediately.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… of cringeworthy pickup line recipient.
- Do you have a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her when I found the love of my life… and I need to borrow her phone.
- Are you a traffic jam? Because I just can’t get you out of my mind… and I’m also late for an appointment.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants… and by that, I mean I can see myself leaving this conversation.
Bad Pickup-lines for Her
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m left wondering where my friends went.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, and I’m not sure if I can afford it.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection that keeps dropping.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, and I’m also really clumsy.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile awkwardly and wonder if I should pose or just keep walking.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Also, do you have sunscreen? I forgot mine.
- Are you a time traveler? Because every second with you feels like an eternity, and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and now I feel a bit intrusive.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m not entirely sure how to pay it back.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I’m terrible with directions.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud, unexpected, and have a way of making me panic a little.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because when I look at you, time stops, and it feels like midnight, but I didn’t bring glass slippers.
- Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future. Also, I have terrible stationery etiquette.
- Are you a cat? Because you’ve got that purr-fect blend of indifference and occasional interest in what I’m doing.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other, and I promise I won’t make any more fish-related puns.
- Do you have a sunroof? Because every time I’m with you, my day gets brighter, and I could use some shade.
- Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down, and also, you’re hard to understand at times.
- Is your name Dora? Because I’m ready for an adventure, and I might need your help with directions.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And possibly a third time because I’m not great at timing.
- Are you a red traffic light? Because whenever I see you, I stop, stare, and contemplate whether it’s safe to proceed.
Bad Rizz to Ask a Girl
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m not sure if I’m connected to you or just experiencing emotional buffering.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and I’m feeling a bit lost in the results.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, and I’m not sure if I can appeal the charges.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Also, do you have aloe vera? I forgot mine, and things are getting uncomfortable.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile awkwardly and wonder if I should pose or just keep being socially awkward.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because when I look at you, time stops, and it feels like midnight, but I didn’t bring a carriage.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and Google Maps doesn’t seem to have a clear route.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I’m not entirely sure about the terms and conditions.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other, and I promise not to make any more fishy puns.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, and also, I’m a bit accident-prone.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud, unexpected, and have a way of making me panic a little inside.
- Is your name Dora? Because I’m ready for an adventure, and I might need your help navigating the unpredictable journey of my feelings.
- Do you have a sunroof? Because every time I’m with you, my day gets brighter, and I could use some shade.
- Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down, and also, I struggle to understand your plot twists.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you running away from my terrible pickup lines at midnight.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And possibly a third time because I’m not great at timing.
- Are you a red traffic light? Because whenever I see you, I stop, stare, and contemplate whether it’s safe to proceed.
- Are you a cat? Because you’ve got that purr-fect blend of indifference and occasional interest in what I’m saying.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, but it’s intermittent, and I’m not sure if it’s just a glitch.
Clever Bad Pickup-lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… and I’m left standing here awkwardly.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine… until I realize this was a terrible idea?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you… and I’m definitely not fine after saying that.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes… and also because I’m terrible with directions.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… in a cringeworthy pickup line.
- Are you an alarm clock? Because you’ve got my snooze button all confused… just like my feelings for you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… pretending like I didn’t just embarrass myself?
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee… falling for you, and now I need medical attention.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te… and I’m running out of bad chemistry jokes.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “NOPE” written all over you… and I’m not parking anywhere near that rejection.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot… or is it just me sweating nervously?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection… to the idea of finding someone else to talk to.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… until I see your credit score.
- Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte… and by that, I mean I need caffeine to survive this conversation.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and also because you’re making me slip up with these pickup lines.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more… but only if you’re okay with cheesy camping puns.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type… of person who probably regrets talking to me right now.
- Do you have a quarter? Because my mom told me to call her when I found the love of my life… and I need to make an urgent phone call to escape this situation.
- Are you a traffic jam? Because I just can’t get you out of my mind… and I’m also stuck in this conversation with no way out.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants… and by that, I mean I’m trying to escape from this awkward interaction.
Flirty Bad Rizz Lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… just like my sense of direction.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and Google Maps can’t seem to find a route out.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection, and I’d love to enter your password.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Either way, I’m reaching for the aloe vera and your number.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile involuntarily… just like when I see a speed camera.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And maybe a third time, just to be sure.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you, and I’d pay any amount.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and my history is full of attempts to find someone like you.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you, and I’m not just saying that because I forgot my watch.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Yes, I know it’s cheesy, but so is my love for you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… and I’m also a bit clumsy.
- Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find, and I wouldn’t mind searching for a while.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you, and I’d pay any amount.
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Actually, it might be me; I forgot to turn off my portable heater of attraction.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Either way, I promise not to mispronounce it too often.
- Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, and I hope it doesn’t drop out unexpectedly.
- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. And I’d still read you carefully, over and over again.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Either way, I’ve got sunscreen and a cheesy line to share.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because when I see you, time stops, and it feels like I’ve found my fairytale ending.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you, and I’d pay any amount.
Punny Bad Icebreakers
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more… of your attention.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection… and I want to explore your network.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… and I’m looking for a long-term investment.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… with a wink and a smile?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile… and I want to capture this moment forever.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine… for the rest of the night?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you… and I’d gladly pay the fine for a chance to get to know you.
- Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you all night… and I still want to learn more.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and annoying… but I can’t ignore you.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… and I’d like to bookmark you for later.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and I want to slip into your DMs.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee… falling for you.
- Are you a traffic jam? Because I can’t move on… without getting your number.
- Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down… and I want to read between your lines.
- Are you a remote control? Because I want to press your buttons… and see what happens.
- Are you a movie? Because I want to spend hours with you… and cuddle during the boring parts.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot… because I want to feel the heat with you.
- Are you a computer? Because you’ve got my hard drive… full of fantasies about you.
- Are you a puzzle? Because I want to spend hours figuring you out… and I won’t stop until I solve you.
- Are you a candle? Because you light up the room… and I want to get close enough to feel your warmth.
Nerdy Bad Pickup-lines
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest… and I’m willing to invest in our future together.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… with a more convincing pickup line?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… except for a decent pickup line.
- Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you all night… and I’m still not prepared for your beauty.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud and annoying… but I’d still take you home with me.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection… and I’d like to stay connected with you.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you… and I’d happily pay the fine for a chance to date you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile… and hope you’ll capture my heart.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine… until you tell me to stop?
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling… and I can’t help but go bananas over you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee… falling for you.
- Are you a traffic jam? Because I can’t move on… without your permission to merge into your life.
- Are you a book? Because I can’t put you down… and I’d love to read you cover to cover.
- Are you a remote control? Because I want to press your buttons… and see what happens next.
- Are you a movie? Because I want to spend hours with you… and enjoy every scene together.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot… because you’re making me sweat with excitement.
- Are you a computer? Because you’ve got my hard drive… and I’d love to explore your files.
- Are you a puzzle? Because I want to spend hours figuring you out… and I won’t stop until I solve you.
- Are you a candle? Because you light up the room… and I’d love to ignite a spark between us.
- Are you a toothbrush? Because I’d love to brush up on our chemistry… and get close to your smile.
Sarcastic Bad Pickup-lines
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I’m stuck in this awkward situation.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes, and GPS seems to be malfunctioning.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, including a complicated algorithm for love.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you, and I can’t escape this fine mess.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face, and I’m not a doctor, but that seems painful.
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m not feeling a strong connection, and I think I need to switch networks.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Actually, let’s not waste our time; I’ve got better things to do.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine anyone from the future finding me attractive.
- Is your name Netflix? Because I can’t seem to stop scrolling past you, desperately searching for something better.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Because if it’s a sunburn, I recommend some aloe vera; if it’s natural, well, good for you.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type, but I’m pretty sure you’re also full of crumbs and probably need a good cleaning.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for someone who clearly doesn’t believe in proper sidewalk maintenance.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and that’s the periodic table’s way of saying you’re not as interesting as you think.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face looks pretty familiar, and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen it in the mugshot section before.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Violation” written all over you, and I feel like I’m in trouble just talking to you.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Because if it’s a sunburn, I recommend sunscreen next time; if it’s natural, well, good luck with that.
- Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find, and honestly, I’m not sure it’s worth the effort.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud, annoying, and everyone wants you to shut up.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Actually, never mind, let’s just pretend this never happened.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, except the option to delete my browsing history.
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- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because your beauty has me spellbound.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your name Cinderella? Because your smile is magical, and it’s almost midnight.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all night.
- Do you believe in love, or should I walk by again?
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- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off for you?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Is your dad a photographer? Because I can picture us together.
- Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the love of my life.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were mint-choco-late to be together.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrfect.
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- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your pictures, everyone else disappears.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your profile pictures.
- Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I unmatch and swipe right again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your profile picture from the future? Because I can see us together.
- Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is your profile picture recent? Because you’ve aged like fine wine.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
- Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the love of my life.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
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- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off for you?
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because your beauty has me spellbound.
- Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
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- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because your smile is magical.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Do you believe in love? Or should I walk by again?
- Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.
- If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect.
- Is your name Angel? Because you’ve got heaven written all over you.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
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- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Is your name Ariel? Because I think we were mermaid for each other.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I met the girl of my dreams.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because your beauty has me spellbound.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’ve got some hot wood I’d love to roast marshmallows on.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.
- Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.
- Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were mint to be together.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
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